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FOSSILS - Viagra, snuff, and rock ‘n’ roll.
When Charles Clark’s wife passed away, he thought life without his beloved Mary would be unbearable. His middle-aged children who had families of their own, didn’t want him burdening them, which is why they dumped him into Fossdyke Old Folks’ Home. However, unbeknownst to Charles, this is not the end of his life story, but rather the beginning of a new chapter.
What started out as fun for the four elderly musicians of a band called Fossils, has now, thanks to DJ Kipper, spiralled out of control. Record companies, fans, and the nation’s media scour the country in search of the elusive, young, vibrant, four-piece band, unaware they have a combined age of 280 years.
The old rockers, fearing their families would be ridiculed when the truth comes out, need to find a way to avoid attention in the UK until things can be resolved.
Fortunately, Steve has a plan...
THE GOBS - Return of the Wrinkled Rockers
Narrated by Mike McAlpine
Hoist up the incontinence pants, brush the fluff from your slippers, make a nice cup of cocoa, and enjoy… because:
The Wrinkled Rockers return for their second hilarious action-packed adventure.
A sensational new album in production.
A bird watching tour that goes horribly wrong.
A devious duo returns seeking revenge.
A flatulent Spook and a perilous rescue attempt in a foreign, but familiar, country.
What is there not to love?
Grab a copy of Fossils 2, before they get too old for this shit.
PATH – Paranormal Assisted Treasure Hunters
Besides the US President, who else knows there is a spirit guide in the White House?
This gripping paranormal thriller will have you mesmerised.
Churchill Potts is the mortal keeper of an earth-bound portal. When the restless spirit of the Twentieth century’s greatest despot contacts him; his team of two mortal guides, must discover the link between Adolf Hitler and the US President. Fortunately, they have help...
Return of the Reich.
NEXT - PATH 2
The PATH team always assumed that there was a god, but it always seemed like a touchy subject whenever Church brought it up with his spirit keeper, Granny Pearl. She always told him that it was something he couldn’t know until he went to the afterlife. Imagine his surprise when he finds out there are five gods, who are furious... especially Shirley
The exhilarating and dramatic climax to the PATH series.
Covenant Of The Gods
RATCHET & STENCH
Dog Gone Mystery
When Cruft’s Best of Breeds Champion mysteriously disappears, the finger of suspicion points at the owner of a rival kennel.
Somerset police find the missing Scottish terrier’s dermal tracker, but cannot find further evidence of a crime. Having no proof they are unable to do anything and drop any investigations.
The other dogs call in Ratchet and Stench, and even though they uncover clues that suggest a brutal murder, the animal sleuths aren’t convinced.
Gripping yet amusing, Spice is an adventure not to be missed.
After almost forty years searching, Ravuth at last feels hopeful. Looking out of the window, he thinks about the last time he saw his parents and mischievous younger brother. Grimacing, he recalls the moment when he saw the Khmer Rouge herding them off like animals along with the rest of his village, and wonders, ‘Are they still alive? What do they look like now?’ Will they remember me?’ He can only imagine what they went through. With his thoughts in turmoil, his eardrums pop and his stomach churns as the plane descends through clouds on its final approach to Phnom Penh International airport.
This unpredictable adventure takes you from the fashionable London restaurant scene to the wild untamed jungles of the Cardamom Mountains, where an English baker and a Cambodian refugee search for a missing family and try to find an incredible spice.